For those of you who know me and those of you you have yet to know me, I will explain that I am not a morning person. Although I don't mind being awake in the morning, I don't care to be talked to or looked at or just generally interacted with. This is really an unfortunate attitude, however, for Telemarketers who happen into my path any time before noon. Why am I telling you this you ask yourself - well of course because it just so happens one lucky telemarkter made that mistake today:
RING RING RING
My Inner Voice: Grrrrrrrrr
*Looks at caller id*
Out of Area
My Inner Voice: Grrrrrrrr
CLICK - ANSWER PHONE
Me: Hello *bark*
Unfortunate Telemarketer (UT): Hello, Mrs. Bollinger?
Me: You have the wrong number! *bark* *bark*
UT: Oh, no I have the wrong name not the wrong number. *cha-ching*
Me: *growl* I doubt it my number is listed as a do not call *BARK*
UT: Ohhhh, well I will immediately remove your number from our list. *deflated*
My Inner Voice: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *bark, bark, bark*
Anyway I digress, well again for those of you who know me, you know I'll be pissed off about this all day, but I will keep trying to convince myself otherwise.