What can brown do for you?

Make your day.

UPS guy: Sure is a nice cool day out there.
Me: Sure is.
UPS guy: It's suppose to be a lot cuter......UH! I mean hotter tomorrow.
Me: *smile* Yes, yes it is.

Thank you UPS guy. :-)

Destination Unknown as we pull in for some gas

Being in Massachusetts a year now, the subtleties of the people here are still not lost on me. This is what I don't understand... Why is everyone walking so fast? It's weird to me to watch people walk fast into work. INTO WORK PEOPLE. I mean ok maybe I can understand this in the dead of winter when it's 10 degrees out. But, people seriously it's Friday, it's 75 degrees out, and you're just DYING to get into your cubicle behind your computer screen, so that someone can walk by 5 times a day and check that you're there? So that someone can schedule a whole slew of meetings for you one after another in dark cold rooms? Seriously? STOP IT!

I don't get it....but apparently life is a destination in Massachusetts rather than a journey. (feeling alittle philosophical there, don't worry someone will knock me off my high horse later)

My reputation, it precedes me

What are friends for but to cheer you up mid afternoon sludge...

sam the mam
sam likes ham
sam gives no damn
sam drives a ram
sam's door goes slam
sam knows a girl named pam
sam says emerill says BAM
sam's car has a twin cam
sam loves her whole fam
sam likes toast with jam
sam's going on the lam
sam fought in nam
sam never ate a yam

\:D/

......I admit I really have never eaten a yam.....caught!