Overheard this weekend in target:
In the snowboard and sled aisle, "Mom I'VE WANTED TO SNOWBOARD MY WHOLE LIFE!!"
Courtesy of a 7 yr old boy. He's wanted to snowboard his WHOLE LIFE, all SEVEN years of it.
In the greeting card aisle, "Mom, remember that one time we were here and you broke that thing."
I think I might have too much pride to have children.