Mysteries of the Universe

Why is it that no matter what, if you attempt to contact your friends and family when you are bored, or in need of a chat, or a leaning ear, they are NEVER available. Your own mother isn't even available as she's out with the rest of your family enjoying social together time. Wassup with that? I HAVE NEEDS PEOPLE!!!! Very NEEDY NEEDS!!!

Why is it also that when you can't possibly pick up the phone, or talk for very long, or are SLEEPING...they all call, like out of the damn woodwork these people.

Ah well in the famous words of my mother "Life isn't fair Samantha, you may as well just get over it."

You can obviously see I haven't gotten OVER IT!

In which time passes

Recently I saw a Target commercial featuring the melody and hook from Sir Mix A Lot's famous rap song, "Baby Got Back"....

The commercial was for back packs....

Seriously?!

Sir Mix a Lot is a total sell out.

Law 398233940372899

If you have recently purchased a new Buick, you may NOT put a NIN sticker on it's bumper.

One of the many laws I would in fact inact if I was a small Korean man with complete and utter ownership of my own small country, with my very own small penis.......