Thursday, June 30, 2005

Law of the Land (TX)

In Texas it's against the law to shoot someone in the back....

"You might not be able to shoot em in the back but you can shoot em in the leg until they turn around.....because eventually....they're gonna get curious" --Ron White

Monday, June 27, 2005

Did you know?

Some band-aids have the following Caution on their packaging:

Caution: The Packaging of This Product Contains Natural Rubber Latex Which May Cause Allergic Reactions.

So how does that natural rubber latex thing work exactly? Are there like trees in Idaho somewhere that grow it? What's the harvest schedule on that? Inquiring minds want to know....

Law of the Land (MA)

In Massachusetts it's against the law to have, maintain and use a grill on your deck.

Seriously people I can't make this stuff up.