It's nearly 1am, I can't sleep because my brain refuses to shut off, I instigate the following online conversation with my friend Jon:
Me: where is the off switch?
Jon: In the medicine cabinet
Me: are you sure it's not in the liquor cabinet?
Jon: All depends on if you're planning to turn it back on
Me: oh right
Me: actually I think that would probably involve more of a Jamaica Plain* type deal
Jamaica Plain for those of you not familiar with the finer of New England areas is as you might imagine the understood "hood" of the area.
Hmm I wonder if I will find this post not so entertaining tomorrow and want to delete it altogether